{"id":7667,"date":"2019-09-28T13:35:11","date_gmt":"2019-09-28T18:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/?p=7667"},"modified":"2019-09-28T13:36:30","modified_gmt":"2019-09-28T18:36:30","slug":"bryce-harper-hair-by-attitude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/bryce-harper-hair-by-attitude\/","title":{"rendered":"Bryce Harper’s Hair By Attitude"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Bryce Harper has had amazing on-field moments that speak for themselves. Let’s use his hair to identify exactly what he’s feeling.<\/h1>\n

Bryce Harper is one of baseball’s biggest phenomenons.<\/p>\n

That being said, Bryce Harper hair<\/em> has even bigger personality than he does. The guy literally has everything you could want. He’s a superstar, makes millions and just continues to own the baseball world.<\/p>\n

And dammit… he’s handsome.<\/p>\n

It’s not fair.<\/p>\n

You’d think a guy that good at sports would have some sort of flaw. His personality isn’t that great, but really on the outside looking in he has no flaws.<\/p>\n

Not a single ONE.<\/p>\n

It is really aggravating.<\/p>\n

If he’s the one guy that’s going to have it all, then I am going to have some fun and try and make fun of him. I’m sure it’s going to go that well… if Bryce finds this article, he will probably use some amount of his massive contract to send me away for a while.<\/p>\n

I’m going to take my best shot at this man… I’m talking Pat Benetar best shot. If he wants to come find me, I will gladly talk to him about it.<\/p>\n

With this ballsy confidence comes a certain fear that he will actually find me and hunt me down.<\/p>\n

So, without further adieu, I present Bryce Harper’s five feelings by the way he has his hair.<\/p>\n

5. That look when the Phillies offer $330 million over 13 years<\/h2>\n

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