{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"I-80 Sports Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com","title":"Donald Rumsfeld Announces \"War On Peace\"","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"DxO9no5SlB\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/donald-rumsfeld-announces-war-on-peace\/\">Donald Rumsfeld Announces &#8220;War On Peace&#8221;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/donald-rumsfeld-announces-war-on-peace\/embed\/#?secret=DxO9no5SlB\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Donald Rumsfeld Announces &#8220;War On Peace&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; I-80 Sports Blog\" data-secret=\"DxO9no5SlB\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/i80sportsblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/11\/donald-rumsfeld-war-on-peace.jpg","thumbnail_width":440,"thumbnail_height":475,"description":"In a stunning turn of events revealed on Wednesday, United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced plans for the commencement of a \u201cWar on Peace\u201d, slated to begin by sweeping American city streets as soon as next week. \u201cWith the failure of the \u2018War on Drugs\u2019, the \u2018War on Terrorism\u2019 and the trifecta, the \u2018War on Poverty\u2019, your government has decided to pick a fight that it can\u2019t possibly lose,\u201d said Rumsfeld as he casually adjusted his nut sac with both hands. \u201cBy needlessly slaughtering thousands, well\u2026.actually, we\u2019re hoping more like millions, of innocent people across the world, we can join together and eradicate a commonenemy; Peace.\u201d"}